2014 Ϟ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ʀᴘ ᴘᴏsᴛ

[moes]

play with me!

① Choose your character.
② Pick a character to fight make me roleplay as.
③ Reply as a blank comment, put up your own prompt, or RNG from here.
④ Wait for me to reply.
⑤ ???
⑥ Profit!

Comments

[pygmalion_perv]

[And he'll happily walk her to the local burger joint, all the way stealing glances at her feet while they make their way along.]

[feytalism]

[When they finally get there, she's going to make ten orders of different burgers. DON'T JUDGE.]

[pygmalion_perv]

[This is going to completely wipe out his budget for the rest of the month, but it's worth it. Besides, Hachibe likes instant noodles.]

You really do love burgers, don't you?

[feytalism]

Well, yeah!

[She's stuffing her face, what do you expect...]

Though I don't really like the vegan burgers that much. It's not a burger without meat, you know?

[pygmalion_perv]

Right! Just like how you can't eat breast pudding without the cherry!

[How did these two even get together.]

[feytalism]

Huh, really? I've never had that before...

[pygmalion_perv]

It's kind of a guy thing.

[feytalism]

... Really? Maybe you should explain it to me sometime!

[pygmalion_perv]

Ahaha... yeah, I guess, if you want.

[feytalism]

Can you explain to me right now, then?

[pygmalion_perv]

Uh, well...

[Hachibe glances around at the crowded restaurant before leaning in toward Maya.]

It's pudding shaped like a girl's breasts. And the cherries are for the nipples.

[feytalism]

... Sounds delicious!

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah, it's the best!

[feytalism]

We should get some after this, then!

[pygmalion_perv]

Sure, I know a guy who'll give me a discount!

[feytalism]

Ooh, really? Then let's go! After this laaast burger.

[pygmalion_perv]

Sure thing!

[Grinning, Hachibe waits for Maya to finish her burger, smiling at her from across the booth. Today has been a pretty great day all around for both of them.]

[feytalism]

Okay!

[She's saying this with her mouth full, not even caring what he thinks about her at this point...]

[pygmalion_perv]

[Hachibe isn't one to judge. For one, he knows what that's like, and two, he'll think Maya is perfect no matter what because of her gorgeous feet.]

Take your time, we've got all day!

[feytalism]

Well, I'll need to save room for dessert, right?

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! We'll split it - each of us can have one breast! I can probably get a two for one deal.

[feytalism]

Will one be bigger than the other?

[pygmalion_perv]

Why would one be bigger than the other?

[feytalism]

Because boobs can have one bigger than the other! Or someone messes up when they make one.

[pygmalion_perv]

I was thinking they'd be the same size. And shaped like the front of a Japanese bullet train!

[Huh. Hey, look, it's the same look he gets on his face when he's staring at Maya's toes.]