2014 Ϟ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ʀᴘ ᴘᴏsᴛ

[moes]

play with me!

① Choose your character.
② Pick a character to fight make me roleplay as.
③ Reply as a blank comment, put up your own prompt, or RNG from here.
④ Wait for me to reply.
⑤ ???
⑥ Profit!

Comments

[pygmalion_perv]

Why would one be bigger than the other?

[feytalism]

Because boobs can have one bigger than the other! Or someone messes up when they make one.

[pygmalion_perv]

I was thinking they'd be the same size. And shaped like the front of a Japanese bullet train!

[Huh. Hey, look, it's the same look he gets on his face when he's staring at Maya's toes.]

[feytalism]

You can ask for that?

[pygmalion_perv]

Not normally, but like I said, this guy knows me. He does all sorts of special orders for me.

[Hachibe flashes a confident thumbs up.]

[feytalism]

Wow, you’re amazing!

[ Maya looks pretty impressed, a huge grin plastered on her lips as she clasps her hands together. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Ready to go, then? I'll show you just how amazing I can be!

[...By buying perverted fetish pudding, apparently.]

[feytalism]

[ There’s fire in her eyes as she slams the hands on the table in the true Ace Attorney fashion, standing up from her seat as she yells: ]

OK! To buy pudding!

[ Sorry, Hachibe, now there’s going to be eyes on them because of her..]

[pygmalion_perv]

Right! Let's go!

[He's well used to being stared at and does not even care. In fact, he'll gladly take her hand and parade right down the street singing to himself.]

~Breast pudding, breast pudding~

[feytalism]

Haha, you must really love those!

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! You haven't lived until you've tried real artisan breast pudding!

[feytalism]

Does that mean I'm dead right now?

[pygmalion_perv]

Well, it's just an expression, you know.

[feytalism]

I know! I was just.. kidding.

[pygmalion_perv]

Ah, here we are!

[A seedy little shop surrounded by other businesses that cater to fetishists of every stripe, in sort of a weird neighborhood. Hachibe seems utterly unfazed by any of that, though. He comes here quite a bit, and everyone knows him. In fact, he gets waved at on the street a lot while they're walking along.]

[feytalism]

Wow... you must know everyone, Hachibe!

[pygmalion_perv]

Guys like me gotta stick together!

[And into the shop they go! Hachibe is greeted warmly by the shopkeeper.]

Hey! This is my girlfriend, Maya. We'd each like a bullet train special to go, and don't forget the cherries!

[feytalism]

It wouldn't be right without the cherries, after all! ... Right?

[pygmalion_perv]

Yup! It just wouldn't be the same. You need those sweet little red tops on top of those delicious mounds.

[feytalism]

Yeah, they really aren't...

[pygmalion_perv]

[And soon enough Hachibe's pudding is boxed up and ready to go - one box for each of them, tied up with red bows.]

Okay, let's go!

[feytalism]

... Right!

[pygmalion_perv]

[and doop doop back at the apartment]

All right, are you ready for something delicious?

[feytalism]

Of course!

[pygmalion_perv]

All right!

[Hachibe sets down the boxes, gently opening them up to reveal two mounds of pudding with cherries stuck delicately in the top. Instead of the normal dome shape, these ones are a little more rounded and pointed near the top, like the bullet train shape he mentioned earlier. And the cherries, of course, bring a very obvious accent to mind, considering this is breast pudding and all.]

Look at that! Perfectly shaped!