2014 Ϟ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴏᴘᴇɴ ʀᴘ ᴘᴏsᴛ

[moes]

play with me!

① Choose your character.
② Pick a character to fight make me roleplay as.
③ Reply as a blank comment, put up your own prompt, or RNG from here.
④ Wait for me to reply.
⑤ ???
⑥ Profit!

Comments

[pygmalion_perv]

Ahaha... yeah, I guess, if you want.

[feytalism]

Can you explain to me right now, then?

[pygmalion_perv]

Uh, well...

[Hachibe glances around at the crowded restaurant before leaning in toward Maya.]

It's pudding shaped like a girl's breasts. And the cherries are for the nipples.

[feytalism]

... Sounds delicious!

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah, it's the best!

[feytalism]

We should get some after this, then!

[pygmalion_perv]

Sure, I know a guy who'll give me a discount!

[feytalism]

Ooh, really? Then let's go! After this laaast burger.

[pygmalion_perv]

Sure thing!

[Grinning, Hachibe waits for Maya to finish her burger, smiling at her from across the booth. Today has been a pretty great day all around for both of them.]

[feytalism]

Okay!

[She's saying this with her mouth full, not even caring what he thinks about her at this point...]

[pygmalion_perv]

[Hachibe isn't one to judge. For one, he knows what that's like, and two, he'll think Maya is perfect no matter what because of her gorgeous feet.]

Take your time, we've got all day!

[feytalism]

Well, I'll need to save room for dessert, right?

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! We'll split it - each of us can have one breast! I can probably get a two for one deal.

[feytalism]

Will one be bigger than the other?

[pygmalion_perv]

Why would one be bigger than the other?

[feytalism]

Because boobs can have one bigger than the other! Or someone messes up when they make one.

[pygmalion_perv]

I was thinking they'd be the same size. And shaped like the front of a Japanese bullet train!

[Huh. Hey, look, it's the same look he gets on his face when he's staring at Maya's toes.]

[feytalism]

You can ask for that?

[pygmalion_perv]

Not normally, but like I said, this guy knows me. He does all sorts of special orders for me.

[Hachibe flashes a confident thumbs up.]

[feytalism]

Wow, you’re amazing!

[ Maya looks pretty impressed, a huge grin plastered on her lips as she clasps her hands together. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Ready to go, then? I'll show you just how amazing I can be!

[...By buying perverted fetish pudding, apparently.]

[feytalism]

[ There’s fire in her eyes as she slams the hands on the table in the true Ace Attorney fashion, standing up from her seat as she yells: ]

OK! To buy pudding!

[ Sorry, Hachibe, now there’s going to be eyes on them because of her..]

[pygmalion_perv]

Right! Let's go!

[He's well used to being stared at and does not even care. In fact, he'll gladly take her hand and parade right down the street singing to himself.]

~Breast pudding, breast pudding~

[feytalism]

Haha, you must really love those!

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! You haven't lived until you've tried real artisan breast pudding!